That said, I am always on the lookout for something to add to my reading list. Sometimes I get a recommendation from a friend or I stumble upon an online review. I have even dived into a book based on ratings on sites like Amazon. However, after a few recent turkeys that had 5-star reviews, I began to get a bit suspect. A recent turkey that I grumbled and groaned through had a book jacket plastered with reviews that raved:
- A stunner. (Booklist)
- The author is ingenious. (Washington Post)
- His most compelling to date. (Publisher's Weekly)
- Great style and careful plotting. (New York Times)
- Makes the reader sit back and gasp. (Denver Post)
- A stunner. How could this tripe sandwich on a hardroll ever get published?
- The author is ingenious. He has somehow hoodwinked the public with his substandard skills, laughing all the way to the bank.
- His most compelling to date, which isn't saying much given how low he has set the bar.
- Great style and careful plotting are completely absent in this crispy fried turd.
- Makes the reader sit back and gasp, "Why did I waste $14.99 of my hard-earned jackpot wad on this literary hemorrhoid?"