It's funny how we like to compare our sin with that of others. We make ourselves feel better by thinking that we are not as bad as some others that we know.
- I only cheat on my wife when I am drunk. Bob does it all the time and with anyone that even looks at him.
- Sure I may take assorted office supplies from work every now and then. But Marcia worked herself a kickback in the recent contract.
- I got into a scrum with that jerk who bumped into me at the bar the other week, but Carl got into a knife fight.
- I only cuss when I am upset or frustrated. Susan has a mouth like a sailor.