6 hours ago
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Hygenist - Sir, your home care is some of the worst that I have ever seen.
Me - Glurgh ...
Hygenist - I bet that you must suffer from really bad breath all the time.
Me - Urgh?
Hygenist - I am from New York and I was raised to keep it real. Your mouth is disgusting.
Me - Flauf.
Hygenist - I can't believe this. I have never seen anything else like this.
Me - Hrumf.
Shortly after the hygenist completed her beat down, the dentist came into the room to do his usual quick look-see.
Dentist - Wow, your teeth look great. I wish I had a set of chompers like yours. Keep doing what you have been doing.
Me - Geez, your soul-stealing succubus had a vastly different opinion.
Dentist - Succubus you say?
Shortly after I was done with the hygenist (who was not the regular one I normally see), I went down to another lady to get some new x-rays taken. She could not have been more sweet or welcoming. She actually spoke in a way that showed me respect and caused me to listen to her and take her advice seriously. I think that there is a lesson here.
Posted by Daniel