Anyhoo, I am getting diverted from my planned discussion for today. I want to instead focus on the huge decision each of these women will have to make in the coming weeks and months. What will they name their offspring? You may think that this is not a big deal. Just pick some name at random from the "internet". Or if that seems too technologically advanced, they could name them after the second cousin on their mother's brother's side. In response to this, I say "Hold on there cowboy!". Names are crucial, absolutely crucial to our futures. With the wrong name choice, you will most certainly doom your children to very specific career choices. Let me illustrate with some convincing and chilling examples:
- Jeeves - butler
- L. Ron - cult leader
- Orenthal - glove model
- Cher - drag queen
- Jemina - syrup magnate
- Scarlett - drama queeen
- Sirhan - assassin
- Blackbeard - pirate
- Hannibal - cannibalistic elephant wrangler
- Ghenghis - Mongol emperor
- Rasputin - mystic monk
- Caligula - insane tyrant