The apparel to which I am referring (as if you couldn't already figure it out) consists of either a trench coat or western-style boots. (And I don't even want to think about the type of "he-man" who would dare double up and sport both offending items.) Now let me make two scientific observations:
- I have never met a man who wore an open trench coat who wasn't either a Jesse James-type desperado or who didn't get all tingly and moist when looking at himself in a full-length mirror.
- I have never met a man who wore western-style boots that wasn't either a dogie-ropin', dirt-munchin', lasso-swinging cowboy, or a person who loved to count and then part his chest hairs.