Anyway, I thought that I would present some numbers that I have observed recently looking around my house. I figure that they might give you some insight into my worth.
- 23 - the number of bulbous 35 W light bulbs in my bathroom vanities
- 9 - the number of ceiling fans in my house
- 30 - the number of golden hued, albeit slightly tarnished, knobs on my kitchen cabinets
- 9 - the number of framed pictures on all of my walls
- 1 - the number of CDs attached to the bulletin board in my study
- 2 - the number of Christmas figurines displayed year-round in my living room
- 1 - the number of Tootsie Roll "bite size midgee" banks on my desk
- 21 - the number of Perler bead crafts on display about my house
- 2 - the number of unused Haagen-Daz plastic spoon-like devices sitting on my mantel piece.