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So cunning, so industrious, so clever. Why spend two when you only have to spend one? A single lettuce-nibbling voice cries out, if only briefly, and is then silent forever. The surrounding trees reflect in a small pool of crimson. Is this how you want it to be? Is this what you really want? ... Wait, is that I snicker I just heard out there, a stifled te-hee, when I am trying to develop some pathos? That my friend is exactly why this continues to happen, month after month. I just hope that you can live with yourself.