Best Cartoons

I have been burning the midnight oil for the past few months thinking, considering, and sifting through a veritable mountain of data. A question came into my mind that was begging for a definitive, unassailable answer. I didn't want to toss out opinions or the wishy-washy tally from a show of hands from the sketchy rabble that I am forced to interact with each day. I wanted the truth.

What are the eight best cartoons of all time?

My research results are fully detached from any sort of market research that is known to be contaminated by "special interest groups" and the tainted dollars of "big business". My data is not subject to the latest fad or polluted by inane nostalgia. It is the product of hundreds of hours of data sifting on the fastest supercomputers in the world. These are machines that can perform at nearly 50 petaFLOPS without stopping to refill their coffee cups or wasting time hanging around the water fountain gossiping over the oh-so-charming antics of some little Timmy Whatshisface. We are talking high performance scientific computing with results that are air-tight and unimpeachable. Results only a bed-wetting cretin would dare to even think of raising an objection against. The results obtained for the best cartoons of all time are, in no particular order, as follows:

• Scooby Doo, Where are You?
  
• Phineas and Ferb
  
• Back at the Barnyard
  
• Spongebob Squarepants
  
• Looney Toons
  
• Pinky and the Brain
  
• Family Guy
  
• American Dad
  

So, there you have it. If your personal favorites didn't make the list and you feel a certain sense of outrage, go whine to little Timmy Whatshisface. Facts are facts as data is data.